What do you get if Santa goes down the chimney while the fire is lit? Crisp Kringle.
What do monkeys sing at Christmas? Jungle bells…jungle bells…
How do sheep in Mexico say Merry Christmas? Fleece Navidad!
Who delivers presents to good little baby sharks at Christmas? Santa Jaws!
What goes OH, OH, OH? Santa walking backwards!
What did the Gingerbread Man put on his bed? A cookie sheet!
What happens if you are naughty before Christmas? Yule be sorry!
What happened when Santa parked his sleigh in a no-parking zone? He was mistle-towed.
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